college masti - ver 2.0

sum more reminders of our golden days... :)


1 . After exam

'yeh bhi syllabus mein tha kya?'
'achha !!! ye aise hota hai kya?'
'ye subject ka reference book kaun sa hai'
'1st mein 3 marks.....2nd mein 0.......3rd mein 2....... Gaya ..........fail pakka....... lag gai is bar'
'yaar notice lagte hi faad dena........wo kya soochegi mere marks dekh kar......'


2 . VIVA (b4 exam)

'submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga'
'aeee......Harshit.....terese kya poocha.......'
'xternal ke ghar mein bacche nahin hai kya.......'
'dekh boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ki ab tak preparation nahi hui hai'


3 . Submission

'ye bhi chhapna hai kya?'
'iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?'
'jai ho computer baba ki......jai ho Ctrl C - Ctrl V  ki.......'
'tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?'


4 . A convo:

'Ye tune kya likha hai????'
'jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha hai uska drawing nikal'
'phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??'
'maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya , tu bhi wohi kar.'
'koi hint........'
'arre baba ghasit de........na tu samjega na wo........'


5. Exam

'jo mujhe aata hai, woh paper mein aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai woh aata hai'
'ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai'
'ye last time hi poochha thaa'
'xternal me aane k pure chance hai....... '
'is paper mein roll number ka kya order hai........'
'pichle paper mein to kuch to aata tha.......issmein to anda aata hai......'
'ek aur din ka gap de dete to kya 3rd World War ho jati ........'

 

"bas ek bar wapas lautne ka mann karta hai .......................
Aaj har wo baat yaad aati hai ..................................
kuch buri batein jo ab achi lagti hain ........................
kuch batein jo kal ki hi batein lagti hain .....................
abki baar class attend karne ka mann karta hai ..................
dopahar ki class mein aakhen band krne ka man karta hai .......
exam ke time ki wo hasi mazak bahut pyari lagti hai ............
tab ki bekar lagne wali photos chehre pe hasi laati hai .......
Apni galtiyon pe tumse daat khana yaad aata hai ................
Par tumhari galti dekhne ka man karta hai ......................
Aaj tum bahut yaad aate ho  ....................................
Ek aisi subah uthne ka man karta hai............................
bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai........................"

ultimate 4 yrs of life...UNFORGETTABLE, MEMORABLE

college masti - ver 1.0

These words remind us of our college days.... years of non-stop masti... day after day... :) :)

1. On being Late

'Kab chalu hua?'
'Attendance ho gayi kya??'
'Ab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu......... bolna ....... kal kya padhaya tha sir ne'
'Kal se pakka time pe class karunga'
'Ek page de na.......... abe pen bhi to de.......'
'Kal proxy mara tha kya'
'Yaar iss class ke liye koi subah kaise aa sakta hai........'

2. During the lecture

'Yesss!!!! Sir.......The answer is .....huuuummmmm.......aaaaaaaa............'
'No sir.....I know the answer ......sir....'
'Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai'
'Abe lecture ko chhod.....Anjali kya lag rahi hai aaj........'(my favourite... :P )
'Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha.......gadhe.......'
'mera assignment tere paas hai??'
'Heads, we go to canteen , Tails, we go canteen now!!!'

 

3. Lab

'Expt. 2 likha??'
'Idhar Karna kya hai??'
'Yeh bhai.....mereko aata to tere pass kyon aata........'
'Areee tu to bura maan gaya .......values dikha na.........'

 

4. Unit Test

'Unit test???? ......Aree yaar...... '
'Kya...... abe unit test mein itna topic hai to end-semester mein kya hoga....'
'Boss..... hogaya......aur nahi ho sakta........jaan nahi de sakta.......'
'Oh !!! Itna syllabus cover ho gaya ?'
'Aaj kounsa test hai?'
'Oye Sanjeev kaha hai......uska roll number mere baad hai.......wo nahi aaya to mein pakka fail....'
After test......
'yaar padha tha....recall nahi kar paya.......chhod na ....... Canteen chalega...'

 

5. Late submission of assignments

'Maine usko bola tha ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath mein submit kar dena'
'mujhe last date nai pta thi...'
'Ab mein kya karu wo mere ko bole bina hi submit kar diya.......'
'XEROX allow karna chaiye yar.......'

njoy until sum more to cum later.... :) :)

i have a dream today...

Long time since I came to jot down something here...!!!

Few days back I read this line somewhere over the internet.

Everyone does have one or more dreams in their eyes. But the fact is how often do you realize that you also need to work upon those dreams to achieve them. Just having one and making no effort in achieving it does not make sense.

Me too, have so many dreams to come true, so many wishes of mine to get fulfilled.
They have become a great source of inspiration in my life. Its like a driving force behind.
I am longing for my dreams to come true. There is much more in my mind to talk about but can't write down everything here...
In the end I would like to quote one thing : "Start working to fulfill your dreams, otherwise some day someone will put you in work to fulfill his dreams..."


You just need to trust yourself to achieve all this.!!! 
TRUST ME, I have a dream... :)

Results day...

My 3rd year results are out. Fortunately, made it through the loopholes of UPTU (now called GBTU, Gautam Buddh Tech. Univ) third consecutive time.... :P

Congrats to all my friends and mates who secured good marks and gave UPTU a clear BANGGG ON TARGET!!! :)

Heartiest wishes to one of my best friend Anu also whose result also got declared today and her graduation is complete now. Gud luck for her future... :)

 

Its celebration time and a new year for me too... :)

GALLARDO!!! :)

Lamborghini Gallardo!!!!

1 f my fav sports car or machine.....i always dream 2 ride dis car one day....n surely i wil.

the first i saw dis car in an NFS game n frm den m a gr8 fan f dis car....

lamborghini manufactures 2 versions f it- gallardo n diablo

bt i like gallardo the most :)

the new 2010 gallardo is a 5000cc giant wid cost arnd 10 crores :P

the new release of lamborghini is Mercielago....

i hope one day i'll own a gallardo f my own..... :P

jaipur trip..... :)

been to a gr8 expedition so cud nt make entry 2 my blog.....

had been thru 1 of da best xperiences f my life.....

i had gone to jaipur fr my summer training.....n nevertheless it wasnt a training indeed

it ws mch more dan dat!!!!

last mnth had been a gr8 fun at nettech jaipur......

studies, masti, funtime, mischiefs, hang-outs, made new frnz, shard fun-times, party....al at same time.......awesm xperience!!!!!! :)

1 mnth away frm home, living hostel life, njoyng late nite wid frnzzz, i had a galla tym!!!! lucky i got 2 live sch moments.....

we had also been 2 jaipr city...a true city f palaces!!!!

bt nw m missing al dat fun out dere..its boring back here!!!!

WIL ALWAYS MISS IT!!!! :)

its nt the end...its the new beginning!!!

Finally....another year f my graduation cums to an end...

a new beginning, a new step into life's changing spheres...!!

da past yr brought abt new changes around, more xciting, more mischiefs, 
more n more memories to share, many more bunks n many more good times...
truely the best yr of my graduatn til nw!!!

bt i luk forward to my 4th yr 2 b THE UNFORGETTABLE ONE... aftral its the last yr!!!

v'll b super-duper seniors nw as v say in clg... ;)

i want 2 make da last yr f my clg life a vry special one!!!!

jst two sems more n then no one knws wat life has got in store for us...

wat path it may lead to...whr al frnzz wud go...
then evryone wud get bsy wid his job or business or may b doin nothng... 
wel dat emotional part shud cum latr...
fr nw its celebratn tym!!! :)

hope dis wud b the best part f my life 2 cum...

a part of it is already abt 2 start....as sum f our frnzz r already gng out on a new venture, a new envirnmnt!!!

dat, i'll mention latr!!! :)

the journey is about 2 begin............... :)

All time favourites....!!!!

this is one f my al tym favourite sngs...
luv 2 hear it again n again!!!
n the instrumental version is more mersmerising...
Har ghadi badal rahi hai roop zindagi
Chhaaon hai kabhi kabhi hai dhoop zindagi
Har pal yahan jee bhar jiyo
Jo hai sama kal ho naa ho
Jo hai sama kal ho naa ho

Chaahe jo tumhe poore dil se
Milta hai voh mushkil se
Aisa jo koi kahin hai
Bas vohi sab se haseen hai
Us haath ko tum thaam lo
Voh meherbaan kal ho naa ho
Har pal yahan jee bhar jiyo
Jo hai sama kal ho naa ho
 
Ho, palkon ke leke saaye paas koi jo aaye
Laakh sambhaalo paagal dil ko
Dil dhadke hi jaaye
Par soch lo is pal hai jo
Voh daastaan kal ho naa ho

Har ghadi badal rahi hai roop zindagi
Chhaaon hai kabhi kabhi hai dhoop zindagi
Har pal yahan jee bhar jiyo
Jo hai sama kal ho naa ho
Har pal yahan jeebhar jiyo
Jo hai sama kal ho naa ho
Jo hai sama kal ho naa hoooo...
 
finally one thing vich i wud like 2 add here is
Dream as if u'll live forever,
live as if u'll die today!!!

male or female... Quick Eye Exam..!!

This wil blow ur mind...!


Just do it - dnt cheat!!!!!!!!!!!!




Count the number of F's in the following text in
15 seconds:


"FINISHED FILES ARE THE
RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS"




Managed it?


Scroll down only after you have counted them!






OK?






How many?






Three? (u r definitely male!!!)






















Wrong!!!, there are six - no joke!




























Read again!






"FINISHED FILES ARE THE
RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS"






The reasoning is further down...


The MALE brain cannot process the word "OF"..!!!






Incredible or what?

Anyone who counts all six F's on the first go has a brain of a Female

u can test this by asking a Guy/Girl near u to work it out.


Now post ur exp...

Perfection...

One thing vich I always try to achieve is 'PERFECTION', anything I do, any initiative I take, any work I do, I try to do it wid all my efforts and do it perfectly.

If anything goes wrong in at any point, it turns me off.

Until n unless i find perfection in a anything i do, m restless n this also helps me a lot. U manage to get ur work done easily and effectively wid no sort of inconvenience..!!!

all dis i hv been stating after experiencing only. I have been very successful wen i hv done things in a proper ordered manner n perfectly. Once you plan out anything beforehand, half the job is already done.

A job done perfectly will surely bring a thumbs-up in the end...

PRIMO POST...

Hiii... finally a blog for myself!!!
I have been thinking of creating my blog from a long time & finally have made it.
here i will post my experiences, thoughts or any other thing which I would like to share with you all.
So assist me in making it an interesting blog.
I will try my best to keep blogging regularly and not let my blog vanish in the amidst of world wide web. :P
So keep blogging with me.
I would keep posting new and interesting posts.

comments and suggestions are welcomed!!! :)