Tuesday, November 23, 2010

college masti - ver 1.0

These words remind us of our college days.... years of non-stop masti... day after day... :) :)

1. On being Late

'Kab chalu hua?'
'Attendance ho gayi kya??'
'Ab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu......... bolna ....... kal kya padhaya tha sir ne'
'Kal se pakka time pe class karunga'
'Ek page de na.......... abe pen bhi to de.......'
'Kal proxy mara tha kya'
'Yaar iss class ke liye koi subah kaise aa sakta hai........'

2. During the lecture

'Yesss!!!! Sir.......The answer is .....huuuummmmm.......aaaaaaaa............'
'No sir.....I know the answer ......sir....'
'Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai'
'Abe lecture ko chhod.....Anjali kya lag rahi hai aaj........'(my favourite... :P )
'Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha.......gadhe.......'
'mera assignment tere paas hai??'
'Heads, we go to canteen , Tails, we go canteen now!!!'

 
3. Lab

'Expt. 2 likha??'
'Idhar Karna kya hai??'
'Yeh bhai.....mereko aata to tere pass kyon aata........'
'Areee tu to bura maan gaya .......values dikha na.........'

 
4. Unit Test

'Unit test???? ......Aree yaar...... '
'Kya...... abe unit test mein itna topic hai to end-semester mein kya hoga....'
'Boss..... hogaya......aur nahi ho sakta........jaan nahi de sakta.......'
'Oh !!! Itna syllabus cover ho gaya ?'
'Aaj kounsa test hai?'
'Oye Sanjeev kaha hai......uska roll number mere baad hai.......wo nahi aaya to mein pakka fail....'
After test......
'yaar padha tha....recall nahi kar paya.......chhod na ....... Canteen chalega...'

 
5. Late submission of assignments

'Maine usko bola tha ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath mein submit kar dena'
'mujhe last date nai pta thi...'
'Ab mein kya karu wo mere ko bole bina hi submit kar diya.......'
'XEROX allow karna chaiye yar.......'

njoy until sum more to cum later.... :) :)